if i give you a boner please tell me so i can feel good about myself
-- Neil Gaiman (via psych-facts)
I wonder when I’ll be able to say your name without feeling like someone lit my tongue on fire
"I love American Horror Story!"
"Kyle and Zoe’s relationship was so beautiful, by far the best part of this season!"
Wow the nerve these moms have… Taking their children to the park.. I’m trying to smoke drugs here god
This fucking cat at my spliff and refused to move around except to get food
Her boyfriend cheated on her with me but now we’re soul sisters
Girls are weird but sometimes I like it